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Chicken Or The Seed?
October 5, 2009
A farmer goes into a farm supply store and orders two hundred chicks, explaining to the owner that he wants to start a chicken farm. Two weeks later, he returns to the store and buys another two hundred chicks. The owner is curious, but doesn't say anything. The same thing happens when the farmer returns in another two weeks for another two hundred chicks. When he returns for the fourth time, the owner's curiosity is too much for him, so he asks the farmer why he keeps coming back for so many chicks.
First Football Game
September 11, 2009
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward, he asked her how she liked the game.
Pakistan Breaks Tree-Planting World Record
August 18, 2009
With only 300 volunteers, a recent Pakistan effort managed to plant a total of 541,176 mangroves throughout 750 acres of the Indus river delta region in the Southern Sindh Province of Pakistan.
God Will Take Care Of Me
August 10, 2009
There was a very religious man named Jim, who lived near a river. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Jim was forced to climb onto his porch roof.
Sad Songs
August 3, 2009
Readers of New York Magazine were asked to invent titles for country songs.
Bolusky Comedy Act, Part 3
July 20, 2009
It wasn't all business at this year's FNGLA annual convention.
Bolusky Comedy Act, Part 2
July 13, 2009
FNGLA Executive V.P. Ben Bolusky is not only a stellar association leader; he's also a master joke teller.
Bolusky Comedy Act, Part 1
July 6, 2009
If you didn't attend the FNGLA Annual Convention last month, you missed a good time and some good jokes.
Freedom And The 4-Year-Old
June 29, 2009
The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and a preschool teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free." One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips, ready to disagree with her.
Lame Lawsuit
June 15, 2009
